What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Maybe leave out

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Bible.. Hm.?

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I don't like

This isn't going to, hurt.

You shall not bear false witness.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But this is not

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?